Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Vid of the Day

For James, because I know he'll love it. Hat Tip: Ian McConnaughey.



Me: That's some mighty fine acting there Mr. Ford.
Harrison: I know.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Poem of the Day

Butt Prints in the Sand

One night I had a wondrous dream:
One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.

But then some stranger prints appeared,
And I asked the Lord, “What have we here?
Those prints are large and round and neat,
But Lord, they are too big for feet.”

“My child,” He said in somber tone,
“For miles I carried you alone.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made me wait.”

“You disobeyed, you would not grow;
The walk of faith you would not know.
So I got tired, I got fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt.”

Because in life there comes a time
When you must fight, and you must climb,
When you must rise and take a stand,
Or leave your butt prints in the sand.”

Author Unknown

Vid of the Day

This is absolutely incredible! I can't believe the way this dog can walk around. If a dog can do this, I'm sure we can train Matty Cakes to make his bed.


Monday, February 23, 2009

Joke of the Day

Here at 203 we are in favor of cootie innoculation

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Joke of the Day

This is one of the funniest bits I've ever seen on The Colbert Report. It's Stephen Colbert getting to know the District of Columbia better. Hope you enjoy.


Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Joke of the Day Numero 2

Okay, so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?'

Customer: 'I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Walmart Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

Joke of the Day

So Jeff, Terry, and I were watching TV and they started droning on and on about the side effects. That reminded me of a classic E*Trade commercial. Figured I'd throw it up here and let everybody enjoy.

Those "Hot Dog Fingers" are a serious issue.